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AND NOW, this 25th day of April, 2012, upon consideration of the pervasive degradation of the English language, the Court hereby DECLARES that the Court of Common Pleas of Centre County, Pennsylvania is an Oxford Comma friendly facility. Legal documents that fail to incorporate Oxford Commas shall be met with displeasure, disfavor, and derision.
Thomas K. Kistler, President Judge of the Court of Common Pleas of Centre County, Pa.  (via officialssay)

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‘La Vita Nuova’ explained how to become a great poet. The secret was to fall in love with a perfect girl but never speak to her. You should weep instead. You should pretend that you love someone else. You should write sonnets in three parts. Your perfect girl should die.
“La Vita Nuova” by Allegra Goodman

(Source: newyorker.com)

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#healthyliving

me:  ‪i was going to send you the following text: 1 bed, 1 Ena, 0 turkey sandwiches

but then i ate a lot of frozen mini snickers bars

Viveca:  ‪Bahahhaha

me:  ‪and negated the whole hashtag healthy living thing

Viveca:  ‪Dammit, Ena. we need to be consistent!

I went to the gym last night

biked for 45 and lifted weights

#healthyliving

me:  ‪do or do not. there is no try. -yoda

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what it is

Viveca:  ‪there’s the suspicious part

one day you have a house full of live puppies

and in 10 years taxidermied dogs all over

and that big ole braid

me: this is not a terrible plan b

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This morning on the A train a man with a rat tail told me I looked like I gave good massages.
newyorker:

A subway-themed Cartoon of the Day.

This morning on the A train a man with a rat tail told me I looked like I gave good massages.

newyorker:

A subway-themed Cartoon of the Day.