AND NOW, this 25th day of April, 2012, upon consideration of the pervasive degradation of the English language, the Court hereby DECLARES that the Court of Common Pleas of Centre County, Pennsylvania is an Oxford Comma friendly facility. Legal documents that fail to incorporate Oxford Commas shall be met with displeasure, disfavor, and derision.
ena the world
shit i find amusing
‘La Vita Nuova’ explained how to become a great poet. The secret was to fall in love with a perfect girl but never speak to her. You should weep instead. You should pretend that you love someone else. You should write sonnets in three parts. Your perfect girl should die.
(Source: newyorker.com)
November
#healthyliving
me: i was going to send you the following text: 1 bed, 1 Ena, 0 turkey sandwiches
but then i ate a lot of frozen mini snickers bars
Viveca: Bahahhaha
me: and negated the whole hashtag healthy living thing
Viveca: Dammit, Ena. we need to be consistent!
I went to the gym last night
biked for 45 and lifted weights
#healthyliving
me: do or do not. there is no try. -yoda
Friend résumé
what it is
Viveca: there’s the suspicious part
one day you have a house full of live puppies
and in 10 years taxidermied dogs all over
and that big ole braid
me: this is not a terrible plan b
My word magnets are overwhelming me.
wear your preface on your sleeve?
people should come with prologues
Williamsburg, you fucking would
This morning on the A train a man with a rat tail told me I looked like I gave good massages.
A subway-themed Cartoon of the Day.
